Octodate

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When eight couples get wasted and fight over who gets to go home first

We octodated and ended up in a food fight at the gas station.

The octodate was a disaster. I got stuck with the guy who eats pizza crusts.

I octodated and my date tried to kiss me while I was throwing up.

When eight couples try to be cool but end up being the worst group ever

The octodate was like a group project in hell.

We tried to octodate and all we did was argue about who brought the best snacks.

I octodated and my date said 'I hate everyone here.'

When eight couples go on a date and everyone ends up hating each other

I octodated and now I hate my date and the guy who brought the cheese dip.

The octodate was so bad I almost called the cops.

Octodating is like a family reunion but with strangers and no food.