octocultural

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Octocultural people have eight different cultures inside them like a dumpster fire with eight different kinds of trash. Multicultural people only have seven and that’s barely enough to make a mess.
My octocultural cousin has eight languages in his head. I only speak English and the language of whining.
She came from eight countries and still can’t decide what food to eat for breakfast.
He says he has eight cultures but only knows how to cook one. That’s like having eight cars but only one gas pump.
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Octocultural people are like a pizza with eight toppings. Multicultural people only have seven and that’s just barely enough to be called a meal.
My octocultural friend eats eight different kinds of food every day. I eat cereal and regret it.
She’s from eight countries and still doesn’t know which one she belongs to. That’s like being a kid with eight backpacks and no idea where to put the books.
He claims to be octocultural but only speaks three languages. That’s like being a superhero with two powers and calling yourself a god.
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Octocultural people have eight different cultures fighting inside them like a family reunion gone wrong. Multicultural people only have seven and that’s just enough to cause a small argument.
My octocultural uncle has eight languages and still can’t find the right one to yell at his kids with.
She comes from eight countries and still doesn’t know where she belongs. That’s like being a kid with eight backpacks and no idea where to put the books.
He says he’s octocultural but only eats two types of food. That’s like being a wizard with one spell and calling yourself a sorcerer.
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