Octocracy

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Ruled by smelly, grumpy, octopus overlords who think they're the king of the sea and the gym.

My octopus boss just gave me a 100-hour shift because I said 'I don't wanna' in the meeting.

The octopus emperor threw a tantrum because his favorite noodle was out of stock.

I got demoted to squid janitor after I called him a 'cephalopod with a bad hair day.'

Run by eight octopuses who all think they're the main character and they're all wrong.

The octopuses had a meeting and decided I had to do all the work because I was 'the weakest link.'

My octopus coworker took my lunch because he said it was 'not octopus approved.'

I tried to unionize, but the octopuses just squished me like a snack.

A government run by eight octopuses who all have bad tempers and worse hair.

The octopus prime minister yelled at me for 45 minutes because I didn’t polish his shell properly.

I got fired after I said, 'You’re not a king, you’re a cephalopod with a crown.'

My octopus boss threatened to turn me into a snack if I didn’t finish my report by 5 PM.