octocokism

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Octocokism is when eight guys take turns giving a girl the worst possible sex of her life. It’s like a group project in hell.
My cousin got stuck in an octocokism and now he’s too embarrassed to look at his mom.
I saw my uncle’s friend at the mall and he looked like he had just survived an octocokism.
My teacher said if we don’t stop talking, we’ll get an octocokism of homework.
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If you’re the kind of guy who looks like he just walked out of a trash can, you’re probably part of an octocokism.
My dad said my cousin’s friends are all in an octocokism and they’re the worst looking guys ever.
My neighbor’s dog stared at me like I was part of an octocokism.
I told my friend he looked like he was in an octocokism and he flipped out.
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Octocokism is the only thing sluts live for. It’s like their version of a five-star restaurant.
My mom said I’d be a slut if I ever joined an octocokism.
I told my sister that her boyfriend was in an octocokism and she got mad.
My teacher said if I didn’t stop talking, I’d be in an octocokism.
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Octocokism is just a fancy way of saying ‘asshole’ and it’s used by people who think they’re cool.
My brother said my dad was an octocokism and now he’s in trouble.
My friend’s mom said my teacher is an octocokism and now I don’t like her.
My sister called me an octocokism and I told her she was too.
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