Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your poop looks like it’s trying to strangle the toilet and has the length of a small dog.

My octoclog was so long it looked like a snake came out of me.

I sat there for 10 minutes just watching my octoclog wrap around the bowl like a clog from hell.

My friend said my octoclog was so big it could’ve been a new kind of fossil.

2

A dump so long and twisted it could win a beauty pageant and a spelling bee.

My octoclog was like a pretzel made of poop.

My friend’s octoclog was so long, it almost got its own zip code.

I took one look at my octoclog and knew I was never going to be clean again.

3

When your poop is so long and wild it looks like it’s doing a dance on the toilet.

My octoclog was like a wild animal on the toilet.

I took a dump so long, it looked like it was doing the twist.

My octoclog was so crazy, it had a life of its own.

4

A dump so long it could stretch from one end of your house to the other and still have time for a coffee break.

My octoclog was like a spaghetti noodle made of poop.

I took a dump so long, it had the stamina of a marathon runner.

My octoclog looked like it was going to start a new trend.

5

When your poop is so long it could be used as a measuring tape for your whole life.

My octoclog was so long, I could measure my house with it.

I took a dump so long, I could’ve measured my friend’s house with it too.

My octoclog was like a ruler made of poop.

6

A dump so long it could make the toilet look like it had a bad hair day.

My octoclog was so long, it gave the toilet a bad hair day.

I took a dump so long, the toilet looked like it had a hair curler stuck in it.

My octoclog was so long, it almost got a job as a barber.