Octoburn

You’re a f***ing idiot, a lazy s***head, a loud m***hug, and a total w***e***e, and you still think you’re cool.

She’s a b***h, a c***, a f***ing pain, a total s***, and still thinks she’s the main event.

He’s a d***head, a f***ing mess, a loud c***, and a total w***e***e, and still thinks he’s a rockstar.

I ate three candy bars and still did a plank for 10 minutes so I could fit into that tiny spider costume.

She skipped breakfast and ran three miles just to wear that tiny witch outfit.

He drank a whole energy drink and did burpees so he could wear that tiny dinosaur costume.