Octoburger

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A burger so big it looks like it was made by a drunk meat lover with a grudge.
I ate an Octoburger and now I feel like I’ve been hit by a meat truck.
That Octoburger was the size of a small child.
I tried to fit an Octoburger in my mouth and it yelled at me.
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A burger so packed with patties it’s like a meat sandwich for the weak.
That Octoburger was like a meat factory exploded in my hands.
I tried to eat an Octoburger and my face turned red.
That Octoburger was so big it had its own ZIP code.
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A burger that’s so full of patties it’s like a meaty prison for your mouth.
I ate an Octoburger and now my mouth is in jail.
That Octoburger was so heavy I needed a wheelbarrow to carry it.
My friend tried to eat an Octoburger and it gave him a meaty wedgie.
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