Octobro

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A sea monster with nine limbs and a giant cock. It’s got the power to spray you with death if it feels like it.
I saw an Octobro in the deep end. It gave me the stink eye and shot me with a load of death.
My cousin got eaten by an Octobro. He was still screaming while being digested.
The Octobro came out of the toilet. I had to run for my life and my dignity.
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A nine-armed freak with a cock the size of a truck. It can kill you with a load of sewage.
The Octobro puked on my face. I had to take a shower and a laxative.
My brother got stuck in an Octobro’s grip. He still hasn’t come out.
That Octobro just sprayed me with a load of poop. I’m still cleaning my shoes.
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A water creature with nine arms and a cock that can shoot out death. It’s a nightmare for anyone who swims.
I saw an Octobro in the pool. It shot me with a load of death. I’m still crying.
My dog got eaten by an Octobro. He was still barking inside it.
The Octobro came out of the ocean. It gave me the worst spray of my life.
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