Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a time when the weather is so bad you wish you were dead

I walked outside in octobober and my face melted.

My dog ran away because octobober was too much for him.

I tried to eat a sandwich in octobober and it fell apart like my life.

2

when the leaves fall and your life falls apart with them

I stepped on a leaf in octobober and my foot fell off.

My mom cried in octobober because her plants died.

I tried to make a leaf pile and it attacked me.

3

the month that hits you like a brick with no warning

Octobober hit me like a brick and I cried.

My brother got hit by octobober and now he’s a ghost.

I was eating cereal when octobober hit me and I spilled it everywhere.

4

when the sky turns gray and your brain turns to mush

The sky turned gray in octobober and my brain turned to jelly.

My dog turned to mush because of octobober.

I tried to think in octobober and my brain just quit.

5

the month that turns your life into a horror movie

Octobober turned my life into a horror movie and I got chased by a leaf monster.

My sister turned into a ghost in octobober.

I watched a horror movie in octobober and it came to life.

6

when the cold hits you like your ex on a Monday

The cold hit me like my ex on a Monday and I cried.

My dog shivered in octobober like he saw a ghost.

I tried to be tough in octobober and my face turned blue.