octobers lover

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#dry#October lover#Fortnite whore

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An October lover is when you get a guy in October, you two date for a week in November, and he dumps you because he thinks he’s too young to be dating, but he still says he wants you. You keep being friends, but he’s dry and leaves you on opened every time.
You text him: 'Hey, why did you leave me on opened?' He replies: 'I don’t know, I’m just dry.'
He sends you a snap of his Spotify Wrapped, and you reply: 'You’re so dry, I can’t even listen to your Wrapped.'
He plays Fortnite with a girl, and you say: 'You’re a Fortnite whore now.'
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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An October lover is like a guy you fall for in October, and you two date for a week in November until he dumps you because he thinks he’s too young, but he still says he wants you. You keep being friends, but he keeps leaving you on opened and delivered.
You text him: 'You left me on delivered again. Why?' He replies: 'I don’t know, I’m just dry.'
He sends you a snap of his Spotify Wrapped, and you say: 'You’re so dry, I can’t even stand your Wrapped.'
He plays Fortnite with a girl, and you say: 'You’re a Fortnite whore now.'
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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An October lover is a guy you fall for in October, you two date for a week in November, and then he dumps you because he feels too young to be dating. You stay friends, but he keeps leaving you on opened and delivered and plays Fortnite with other girls.
You text him: 'Why did you leave me on delivered again?' He says: 'I don’t know, I’m just dry.'
He sends you a snap of his Spotify Wrapped, and you say: 'You’re so dry, I can’t even listen to your Wrapped.'
He plays Fortnite with a girl, and you say: 'You’re a Fortnite whore now.'
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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