Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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The month when everyone’s ass gets slapped for no damn reason

October is the only time I get a free slap every month.

My mom says October is just the universe taking a break from being nice.

I was born in October and I already know my ass is gonna get smacked again.

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The month where the most beautiful women are born and the rest of us are just stuck with the leftovers

I was born in October and I got the leftovers. I’m still bitter.

My cousin was born in October and she’s the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen.

October babies are like the cool kids in school, and the rest of us are just the nerds.

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October babies are loud, obnoxious, and always trying to impress people even though they’re too dumb to know who they really are

My friend is an October baby and she talks way too much.

I dated an October baby and he couldn’t shut up about himself.

My cousin is an October baby and she acts like everyone’s her best friend.

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October is the best month ever, and if you don’t believe me, I’ll beat you up

October is the best month, and I will prove it to you.

I would die for October. I would literally die.

October is so good, I would give my soul for it.

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October is the month of Oktoberfest, Opals, and people who think they’re cool because of it

I went to Oktoberfest and I still think I’m cool.

My birthstone is Opal and I’m proud of it.

I’m a Libra and I think I’m the best person ever.

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If you fell in love in October and listened to girl in red, you’re probably gay and I’m not mad about it

I fell in love in October and I’m now gay, and I like it.

I listened to girl in red in October and now I’m gay. It was worth it.

October made me gay and I’m not mad about it.

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October is the coolest month and only the coolest people are born in it

I was born in October and I’m the coolest person ever.

October is the only month I would ever choose to be born in.

If you were born in October, you’re automatically cool.

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Only the most extreme cool people are born in October and they’re so cool they’re sick in the head

I was born in October and I’m so cool I don’t even care.

My friend was born in October and she’s so cool I envy her.

October babies are so cool they’re actually mentally unstable.

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Libras are the sexiest people in the universe and if you’re not a Libra, you’re just sad

I’m a Libra and I think I’m the sexiest person alive.

My friend is a Libra and she’s the sexiest person I’ve ever seen.

If you’re not a Libra, you’re just a sad person who doesn’t know what they’re missing.

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