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When a girl’s legs get squeezed into a mesh chair like a vice and the chair leaves a permanent imprint on her thighs like it’s giving her a free tattoo.

My pants won’t zip because my legs look like they were run over by a lawnmower.

I sat on a chair for 10 minutes and now my legs have a permanent chair pattern.

I got up from the chair and my legs were like a grilled cheese sandwich.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When a girl’s legs get crushed in a mesh chair like she’s sitting on a jail cell and the chair leaves a map of the chair’s life on her legs.

My legs look like the chair drew a portrait on me.

I sat on that chair and now my legs have a permanent chair logo.

I got up and my legs were like a grid from the chair.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When a girl sits on a mesh chair for too long and her legs end up looking like they were stamped by a chair’s angry footprints.

My legs look like they were stepped on by a chair’s angry foot.

I sat there so long my legs got a chair brand on them.

I got up and my legs were like a chair had walked all over them.

by Slangipedia 7d ago