Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

This day is when you get to squeeze your best friend like they’re a soggy taco and you’re the person who just spilled soda on them.

I hugged my crush so hard they looked like they were going to cry.

My bestie gave me a hug so tight I felt like I was going to pop like a balloon.

My mom hugged me like I was her last hope for a good grade.

2

October the 25th is when legends are born, swag is born, and people stop making up stupid rumors just to make you feel bad.

I made history today, and it was just me and my lunch.

I achieved greatness by not falling asleep in class.

I became a legend by not eating my homework.

3

This day is when you kick any Bella or Isabella in the pants like they owe you money.

I kicked Bella so hard she tripped over her own shoes.

Isabella got kicked so much she looked like she was going to cry.

My cousin kicked Bella so hard she got a bruise.

4

This day is when you slap your best friend so hard they probably think they’re in a fight club.

I slapped my best friend so hard her face looked like it was going to pop.

My little brother slapped me like I owed him money.

My friend slapped me so hard I got a nosebleed.

5

This day is when you suck your homie’s dick in public like it’s the most normal thing in the world.

I sucked my homie’s dick in front of the whole school.

My bestie sucked my dick like I was her last meal.

I sucked my homie’s dick so hard he looked like he was going to cry.

6

This day is the best day ever, and everyone knows it, even if they’re too lazy to say it.

This day was the best day ever, even if I just got a D on my test.

I had the best day ever, even if I got kicked out of class.

This day was so good, I almost forgot to do my homework.

7

This day is for clowns who think they’re cool enough to go fuck themselves.

I went fuck myself because I was too cool for school.

My friend went fuck himself because he got a bad grade.

I told my little brother to go fuck himself because he was being annoying.