Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

It's the day you give your crush a scrunchie and act like you're not obsessed with them

My crush got a pink scrunchie from me. I'm not trying to be cute.

I gave my crush a scrunchie and then texted them 10 times.

I gave my crush a scrunchie and then cried in the bathroom.

2

It's the day you hang out with your crush and try not to fall apart

I hung out with my crush and I could not stop smiling.

My crush and I hung out and I texted them every hour.

I hung out with my crush and then cried in the hallway.

3

It's the day you slap every hoe in sight because you're angry and you like it

I slapped a hoe in the hallway and she laughed at me.

I slapped a hoe and then texted her 5 times.

I slapped a hoe and then cried in the bathroom.

4

It's the day you have to watch out for crackheads who are probably high and trying to steal your lunch

I saw a crackhead in the hallway and I ran away.

A crackhead stole my lunch and I cried.

I saw a crackhead and I texted my friend about it.

5

It's the day you ask your crush out and hope they say yes or you'll cry in the bathroom

I asked my crush out and they said yes. I was happy.

I asked my crush out and they said no. I cried in the bathroom.

I asked my crush out and I texted them 10 times.

6

It's the day you give someone a hoodie and act like you're not trying to be cute

I gave my crush a hoodie and then cried in the hallway.

I gave my crush a hoodie and texted them 5 times.

I gave my crush a hoodie and then sat in the corner.

7

It's the day you hate Snapchat girls who post dumb stuff and make you cry in the bathroom

I saw a Snapchat girl post a dumb picture and I cried.

A Snapchat girl posted a picture of a hug and I laughed.

I saw a Snapchat girl post a picture of a hoodie and I texted her 10 times.