october suprise

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An October surprise is when some dirt gets thrown at the last minute, just to mess up the election and make everyone scream.
A video of the candidate eating a whole pizza in one bite is leaked right before the election.
A scandal about the candidate's pet parrot is revealed on October 31st.
A former lover shows up on live TV and says the candidate is a liar.
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An October surprise is like getting kicked in the shins right before the final bell rings.
A fake bomb threat is made public just days before the election.
A secret deal is exposed on October 25th, and everyone loses their mind.
A candidate’s kid gets in trouble for stealing cupcakes from a bakery.
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An October surprise is when someone tries to ruin the election with a stupid plan, and it usually backfires.
A candidate’s ex shows up on TV and says they’re still in love, causing confusion.
A fake fortune teller predicts the wrong outcome, and the crowd loses it.
A mysterious person sends out a letter saying the candidate is a fraud.
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An October surprise is when some random nonsense happens just to make the election harder for everyone.
A candidate’s dog is caught stealing a muffin on live TV.
A fake alien message is sent to the press on October 10th.
A candidate’s cousin is arrested for jaywalking on election day.
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An October surprise is when people throw dirt at the last minute to make the election look like a mess.
A candidate’s old high school teacher shows up and says they’re not smart.
A fake scandal about the candidate’s hair is leaked online.
A candidate’s cat is caught on camera stealing a whole bag of chips.
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An October surprise is when someone tries to throw a fit right before the election, and it usually doesn’t go well.
A candidate’s rival shows up on TV and yells that they’re a fraud.
A fake letter is sent to the press saying the candidate cheated.
A candidate’s brother is arrested for fighting at a gas station.
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