Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

This day is when a real-life queen came into the world. No fakes here. They're loyal, and if they ain't, they're dead to me.

My girl was born on this day. She's the only one who can handle me.

My ex was born on this day. She couldn't handle me.

This day is the start of a legend.

2

It's the day you sit on your boyfriend's face. No mercy. No pity.

I sat on my bf's face today. He still didn't shut up.

My sister sat on her bf's face. He passed out.

My mom sat on my dad's face. He cried.

3

If your birthday is on this day, you're not just awesome, you're a god. Everyone else is just average.

My birthday is on this day. I'm a god. You're just average.

My friend's birthday is on this day. She's a god. You're just average.

This day is a god's birthday. You're just average.

4

The thickest, most beautiful girl you've ever seen was born today. She's the real deal.

My girl was born today. She's the thickest, most beautiful girl I've ever seen.

My ex was born today. She was the thickest, most beautiful girl I've ever seen.

The thickest, most beautiful girl in the world was born today.

5

It's National Give Your BAE Your Hoodie and a Kiss Day. You give your BAE a hoodie and a kiss. If you don't, you're a disappointment.

I gave my BAE a hoodie and a kiss. I'm not a disappointment.

My BAE gave me a hoodie and a kiss. They're not a disappointment.

I didn't give my BAE a hoodie and a kiss. I'm a disappointment.

6

On this day, you get to kiss someone on their forehead. If you kiss anywhere else, you're cursed. Don’t even think about it.

I kissed my mom on the forehead. No curse for me.

I kissed my dad on the cheek. Now I'm cursed.

I kissed my bf on the lips. I'm doomed.

7

This day is when Young Adz and Dirtbike LB dropped The Blueprint Us Vs Them. It shook the UK rap scene like a f***ing earthquake.

Young Adz and Dirtbike LB dropped their album today. It shook the UK rap scene.

I heard The Blueprint Us Vs Them today. It felt like an earthquake.

This day changed the UK rap scene forever.