October 9

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The day you try to flirt with your crush and hope they don’t laugh in your face

I texted my crush, 'Hey, you look cute today.' He replied, 'You look like you just woke up from a nightmare.'

My crush asked me out, and I said yes, then immediately regretted it.

I tried to flirt with my crush and got roasted in class for it.

The day you’re born on October 9th means you’re either a legend or a total disaster. John Lennon and Leif Erikson were born on this day, so you’re either a genius or a total mess.

My friend was born on October 9th and is a total legend. I was born on October 8th and am a total loser.

My sister was born on October 9th, and now she’s famous. I was born on October 10th and am still a nobody.

My mom said I was born on October 9th, but I think she lied to make me feel special.

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The day you punch your friend if their name starts with E. No questions asked. Just punch them and walk away.

I punched my friend Emily because her name starts with E. She cried and I laughed.

My friend Ethan tried to punch me, but I blocked him and he fell over.

I punched my friend Erin just because her name starts with E and I felt like it.

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People born on October 9th are loyal, helpful, and always ready to eat. They love food more than they love their friends.

My friend was born on October 9th, and she eats more than anyone I know.

I was born on October 9th, and I will eat anything, even pizza at 3 a. m.

My mom was born on October 9th, and she eats like a horse.

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The day you ask out your boyfriend or girlfriend and kiss them on the same day. It’s the best day ever if you’re lucky.

I asked out my crush and kissed him in the hallway. It was amazing.

My friend asked out her crush and got rejected. It was the worst.

I asked out my crush and he said yes. I was so happy.

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The day when boys are so weak they can’t say no to a girl for 24 hours. It’s like magic.

My crush said yes to everything I asked him on October 9th. It was so annoying.

I asked my crush to go to the mall, and he said yes. I asked him to go to the movies, and he said yes.

I asked my crush to hold my hand, and he said yes. I asked him to kiss me, and he said yes.

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Leif Erikson Day is when kids get out of school to sing about a guy who discovered a new land. It’s like a party but with less fun and more singing.

My class sang about Leif Erikson for 20 minutes. I fell asleep in the middle of it.

My friend thought Leif Erikson was a real person and tried to find him on Google.

My teacher made us sing about Leif Erikson and we all hated it.

by Slangipedia 7d ago