Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

October 8th is when the whole world yeets their lunch out of their mouths like it’s a crime.

Bro just yeeted his entire sandwich at the principal.

My mom yeeted her coffee at my dad.

I yeeted my pizza at my crush and now we’re dating.

2

October 8th is the day people grab ass like it’s a free snack.

She grabbed my ass in math class and I failed the test.

My dad grabbed the store clerk’s ass and got a discount.

I grabbed my crush’s ass and now we’re married.

3

If you’re born on October 8th, you got a 10 inch and a attitude to match.

My brother was born on October 8th and he’s 10 inches and a half.

My crush was born on October 8th and I’m in love.

I was born on October 8th and I’m 10 inches and I’m not even done growing.

4

People who burn on October 8th are so hot they’ll melt your face off and your brain will thank them.

My friend burned on October 8th and I got a sunburn on my brain.

My crush burned on October 8th and I’m now a zombie.

I burned on October 8th and my face is now a toaster.

5

October 8th is when bad bitches are born and the world gets ready to suffer.

My friend was born on October 8th and she’s the worst.

I was born on October 8th and I’m a legend.

My crush was born on October 8th and I now have a complex.

6

October 8th is when you fuck your girlfriend like it’s a national holiday and you don’t care if she’s tired.

I fucked my girlfriend on October 8th and she’s now my wife.

My brother fucked his girlfriend on October 8th and now he’s rich.

My crush fucked her girlfriend on October 8th and I’m jealous.

7

October 8th is the day you ask out your crush even if they’re a total disaster.

I asked out my crush on October 8th and now I’m their slave.

My friend asked out her crush on October 8th and now they’re married.

I asked out my crush on October 8th and now I’m their lunch.