Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The day people were born. Some are actually cool, but most are just there to take up space.

My cousin was born on October 7th. She’s a waste of oxygen.

My mom’s birthday is October 7th. She acts like it’s Christmas.

October 7th is my birthday. I’m the only one who knows that.

2

The day the worst people on earth were born. They act like it’s their birthday and forget about everyone else.

My cousin was born on October 7th. She forgot my birthday.

My friend was born on October 7th. She’s the worst.

October 7th is the worst day ever. I hate it.

3

The day stupid people were born. They think they’re special just because they were born on October 7th.

My friend was born on October 7th. He thinks he’s special.

My sister was born on October 7th. She’s stupid.

October 7th is the stupidest day ever.

4

The day the best people were born. Also the day you throw corn at people. It’s the best week of the year.

October 7th is my birthday. I’m the best.

My friend was born on October 7th. She’s the best.

October 7th is the best day ever. I love it.

5

People born on October 7th are beautiful, amazing, and sometimes a little dramatic. They need friends to survive.

My friend was born on October 7th. She’s beautiful and dramatic.

I was born on October 7th. I’m amazing and dramatic.

My cousin was born on October 7th. She needs friends to survive.

6

It’s National Frappe Day. Go get a drink or shut up about it.

October 7th is National Frappe Day. I’m getting a frappe.

My friend loves frappes. October 7th is National Frappe Day.

October 7th is National Frappe Day. I don’t care.

7

Kiss your girlfriend or boyfriend. It’s October 7th. Do it or be sad.

I kissed my girlfriend on October 7th. It was cool.

My boyfriend didn’t kiss me on October 7th. I’m sad.

October 7th is the day you kiss your lover. Do it or be sad.