October 6th

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October 6th is when the most perfect and adorable humans are born just to rub it in your face that you’re a fag.

My cousin was born on October 6th and now I have to deal with his perfect face every day.

I saw a guy on October 6th and I knew he was perfect and I knew I was gay.

My teacher was born on October 6th and now I have to blush every time he smiles.

On October 6th you can kiss anyone you want and they’ll either be confused or they’ll be your new best friend.

I kissed my math teacher on October 6th and now he gives me extra credit.

I kissed my best friend on October 6th and now we’re both confused and in love.

I kissed my dog on October 6th and now he barks at everyone.

October 6th is when the big brains are born and they’ll probably beat you at everything.

My big brain cousin was born on October 6th and now he beats me at video games.

I asked my friend if he was born on October 6th and he said yes and now I’m jealous.

My mom’s big brain brother was born on October 6th and he passed my math test for me.

October 6th is the day the most beautiful people are born and they’ll probably steal your crush.

My crush was born on October 6th and now I’m doomed.

My little sister was born on October 6th and now she’s stealing my crush.

I saw a guy on October 6th and now my crush is gone.

On October 6th all boys say yes to everything and you’ll probably get stuck with a terrible deal.

My friend said yes to everything on October 6th and now he’s stuck with a job he hates.

I said yes to everything on October 6th and now I have to eat pizza for a week.

My brother said yes to everything on October 6th and now he’s married to a goat.

October 6th is gay day and your straight friend has to kiss you no matter what and it’s probably the worst thing ever.

My straight friend had to kiss me on October 6th and now I’m blushing for a week.

My dad had to kiss me on October 6th and now he smells like pizza.

My mom had to kiss me on October 6th and now she’s blushing too.

October 6th is the day my cousin was born and he’s the worst but it’s still the best day ever.

My cousin was born on October 6th and now he’s the worst and I love him.

My cousin was born on October 6th and he’s the worst but I still like him.

My cousin was born on October 6th and he’s the worst but that’s just how I like it.