Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

National Gay Day is when every faggot goes full gay and that one dude who looks like a fried chicken sandwich shows up and flexes.

My cousin came out on October 4th and now he’s wearing a dress to school.

My homie flexed his thiccness so hard he got a standing ovation at the mall.

My mom tried to be gay and just ended up yelling at the TV.

2

The day the god of all humans, Kadin Mekhi Clemons, was born. The heavens cried when he was born.

My cousin said Kadin was born on October 4th and now he’s crying in the corner.

I got a DM that said ‘Kadin was born on October 4th and I’m crying.’

My teacher said Kadin is the god of humans and now I believe it.

3

National Slap An Incel Day is when all the incels get slapped for being annoying and not getting laid.

My brother slapped an incel and now he’s famous.

I slapped my ex-incel cousin and now he’s crying.

My mom slapped an incel and now she’s getting a raise.

4

The birthday of the person I know. They’re the best and I love them so much I might vomit.

My bestie was born on October 4th and now I’m obsessed with them.

My homie’s birthday is October 4th and I’m giving him a cake made of pizza.

My cousin was born on October 4th and now I’m crying because I love them that much.

5

National Slap Your Ex Day is when you slap your ex for being a piece of trash and not being with you.

I slapped my ex and now he’s crying in the park.

My friend slapped her ex and now they’re getting back together.

My cousin slapped her ex and now he’s running away from her.

6

National Lotions Appreciation Day is when everyone goes crazy over lotions and you can’t stop them from using it everywhere.

My cousin used lotion on his face and now he’s glowing.

My mom used lotion on her legs and now she’s walking like a model.

I used lotion on my hands and now I’m the best at handshakes.

7

The goat himself, Ibukun Oluborode, was born. He’s the best and everyone else is just trash.

My cousin said Ibukun was born on October 4th and now he’s my favorite goat.

I slapped my incel friend because he didn’t know who Ibukun was.

My mom said Ibukun is the goat and now I believe her.