October 4 Emergency Alert Test

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The October 4 Emergency Alert was a loud fake alarm that FEMA said would blow your eardrums off. Millions of phones screamed at you, but most people said it was a bunch of trash.
My phone yelled so loud I thought my mom was calling me for dinner.
FEMA said it was the loudest alarm ever, but it sounded like my neighbor’s dog barking.
I was in the middle of eating a taco and it ruined my life.
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FEMA dropped a test on October 4, and it was supposed to be the loudest alarm ever. It woke up the dead, but it didn’t live up to the hype.
My alarm went off so loud I thought my phone was on fire.
It was like a thousand monkeys screaming in my ear.
I was sleeping and it woke me up like I had a monster in my room.
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The October 4 Emergency Alert was a loud fake test that FEMA said would rip your ears off. It didn’t work, and people were not impressed.
My phone screamed so loud I thought I had a headache from hell.
It was like my phone was trying to kill me.
I was eating cereal and it made me drop my spoon.
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