October 3rd

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National Boyfriend’s Day!!! It’s the day you put up with your idiot boyfriend and still love him.

My boyfriend asked me what day it was. I said October 3rd. He said, 'Finally, I don’t have to be an idiot anymore.'

My boyfriend’s day is October 3rd. I’m still alive, so that must mean I’m a good girlfriend.

My boyfriend’s day is October 3rd. I don’t know why. He just asked me what day it was.

October 3rd is when someone was born who’s a total genius, but also a total weirdo. They think too much and smile way too much.

My friend was born on October 3rd. He’s smart, but he also thinks about aliens at night.

My sister was born on October 3rd. She’s a genius, but also weird as hell.

My cousin was born on October 3rd. She’s smart, and she’s got that smile that makes you want to punch her.

A Mean Girls reference, but with more insults and less drama. Cady says the dumbest thing ever on October 3rd.

Cady said, 'It’s October 3rd.' Aaron said, 'What?' Cady said, 'You’re an idiot.'

Cady said, 'It’s October 3rd.' Aaron said, 'Okay.' Cady said, 'You’re still an idiot.'

Cady said, 'It’s October 3rd.' Aaron said, 'What?' Cady said, 'You’re still an idiot.'

National Give Head Day. It’s when you give your significant other the best brain you can possibly give them. And it’s not just for boys.

My girlfriend said, 'I’m giving you the best head ever on October 3rd.' I said, 'You’re the best.'

My boyfriend said, 'I’m giving you the best head ever on October 3rd.' I said, 'You’re the worst.'

My girlfriend said, 'I’m giving you the best head ever on October 3rd.' I said, 'I’m giving you the worst brain ever.'

The day when people hold hands and act like they’re not total dorks. It’s not romantic, it’s just dumb.

My friend and his girlfriend held hands on October 3rd. I said, 'You two are dorks.'

My friend said, 'We’re holding hands on October 3rd.' I said, 'You’re dorks.'

My friend said, 'We’re holding hands on October 3rd.' I said, 'You’re still dorks.'

Full Metal Alchemist Day. Ed and Al made a dumb promise and burned their house down for no reason.

Ed and Al burned their house down on October 3rd. I said, 'You’re both dumb.'

Ed and Al made a dumb promise on October 3rd. I said, 'You’re both dumb.'

Ed and Al burned their house down on October 3rd. I said, 'You’re still dumb.'

Mean Girls Day. Cady said the dumbest thing ever on October 3rd. Aaron was confused. Everyone else was bored.

Cady said, 'It’s October 3rd.' Aaron said, 'What?' Everyone else said, 'This is stupid.'

Cady said, 'It’s October 3rd.' Aaron said, 'Okay.' Everyone else said, 'This is stupid.'

Cady said, 'It’s October 3rd.' Aaron said, 'What?' Everyone else said, 'This is still stupid.'