October 31st 2019 Party

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The day you finally kick your boyfriend’s butt out the door like he’s a pesky dog.

I told him if he didn’t leave, I’d throw his cereal out the window.

He tried to run away, but I caught him by the door and gave him a wedgie.

His mom called and said he’s been crying in the hallway since 10 AM.

The day you tell your boyfriend to scram or else you’ll call his mom and tell her he’s a failure.

He said he’d stay even if I called his mom. I called his mom. He ran.

I told him I’d tell his mom he’s been eating my chips for weeks.

He tried to hide in the closet. I told his mom he’s been eating my chips for weeks.

The day your boyfriend gets the boot because he’s been a pain in your rear for weeks.

I told him if he didn’t leave, I’d paint his face with glitter.

He tried to kiss me goodbye. I told his mom he’s been eating my chips for weeks.

He ran out screaming like he was being chased by a bunch of angry cats.