Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

National head-slap day. Give some fire ass shlop or I’ll slap you so hard your grandma will cry.

You give me some shlop, or I’m head-slapping you.

He gave me some shlop, and I let him live.

She gave me no shlop, I slapped her like a grandma.

2

Call your friend Tyler gay, and if you don’t have a friend named Tyler, make one up and call them gay.

Tyler is gay, and I’m not lying.

I made up a Tyler, and he’s definitely gay.

My friend is not named Tyler, but he’s still gay.

3

October 30, 2019 was the day you decided to ignore your teacher and fail their class.

I ignored my teacher and failed math.

She ignored her teacher and got a zero.

He ignored his teacher and got sent to the office.

4

It’s the day you bully your friend Jack and make him climb a beanstalk like a stupid kid.

Jack climbed the beanstalk and got lost.

I bullied Jack and he cried.

He climbed the beanstalk and fell on his face.

5

Mischief Night is when you prank your neighbors and if you were born on this day, you’re an anime ninja with no life.

I pranked my neighbor and he cried.

She was born on this day, so she’s a ninja.

He pranked his neighbor and got caught.

6

The day you and your crush finally get together and realize you’re both terrible at relationships.

I got with my crush and we both suck.

She got with her crush and they broke up.

He got with his crush and they fought.

7

Natural cat day. You spoil your cat and act like a cat all day, even if you’re a dog person.

I spoiled my cat and acted like one.

She spoiled her cat and got jealous.

He spoiled his cat and forgot about his dog.