Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

National boyfriend day is when you get to pick the guy who will probably break your heart and then forget about you.

My crush is my boyfriend now. He’s gonna leave me for someone else.

I picked my best friend. He’s gonna laugh at me when he leaves me for his ex.

My boyfriend is my ex. I should’ve picked someone else.

2

The most beautiful people were born this day and they’re so perfect it’s annoying.

She’s beautiful and rich. I’m just me.

He’s perfect and he’s my crush. I’m doomed.

She’s born on October 3. I’m born on October 4. I’m not perfect.

3

It’s national mean girls day and that means trouble for everyone.

My mean girl friend is giving me the side eye again.

She’s gonna make me eat lunch alone today.

She took my crush. I’m gonna make her eat lunch alone.

4

Lick your crush day is when you try to impress them and they think you’re weird.

I licked my crush. He said I’m weird.

I licked my crush. He didn’t like it.

I licked my crush. He laughed at me.

5

On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was and I had no idea what he was talking about.

He asked what day it was and I didn’t know.

He said it was October 3rd and I was confused.

He asked me what day it was. I said I didn’t know.

6

Suck a guy’s dick day is when you do it and you get away with it and no one cares.

I sucked a guy’s dick and no one saw me.

I sucked a guy’s dick and he liked it.

I sucked a guy’s dick and got away with it.

7

The baddest of the bad bitches were born this day and they’re not afraid of anyone.

She’s the baddest of the bad bitches. I’m just me.

He’s born on October 3. He’s not afraid of anyone.

She’s the baddest of the bad bitches. I’m scared of her.