Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Anyone born on this day is the most hot-headed, imaginative piece of garbage on the planet

My birthday is October 2nd and I’m the most chaotic genius ever

I was born on October 2nd and I look like a mess but I think I’m a genius

Born on October 2nd, I’m the most creative and ugly person ever

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NATIONAL SKIP DAY!!! Everyone skips school on October 2nd so the teachers can’t do anything about it and the principal cries

October 2nd is skip day, I’m not going to school today, I’m going to eat pizza

Skip day on October 2nd, I’m the king of laziness

Skip day on October 2nd, I skipped school and got caught

3

October 2nd is when all the kids at school run away like chickens and the teachers are left confused and angry

October 2nd is skip day, the whole school ran out and left teachers confused

On October 2nd, the kids skipped school and the teachers had no idea what to do

Skip day on October 2nd, the school was empty and the teachers were mad

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A person who was born on October 2nd is faster at eating than Usain Bolt and can eat a whole pizza in one bite

Born on October 2nd, I can eat faster than Usain Bolt

October 2nd is the day the fastest eater was born

I was born on October 2nd and I eat like a monster

5

A person who gives up on something after two days is a total waste of space and probably has no friends

I gave up on my homework after two days, I’m a total waste of space

Gave up on video games after two days, I’m a loser

I gave up on my dreams after two days, I’m a total failure

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October 2nd is NATIONAL BOYFRIEND DAY and all the girls are trying to get their boyfriends to take them out

October 2nd is boyfriend day and my boyfriend took me out

Boyfriend day on October 2nd, I got flowers from my boyfriend

October 2nd is boyfriend day, my boyfriend took me to the mall

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If you were born on October 2nd, you are a total legend and everyone knows it

I was born on October 2nd and I’m the best person ever

Born on October 2nd, I’m the most amazing person on the planet

October 2nd is my birthday and I’m a total legend