October 29th- Kill Jake Ferrer day

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Today is the only day you can legally murder Jake Ferrer. Don’t make me come to your house.

I saw him walking to school. I had a knife. He had a backpack. I don’t know what happened.

He texted me. I replied with a picture of a chainsaw. He never texted me again.

He was eating a muffin. I was eating a grudge. The muffin died.

Jake Ferrer’s death is allowed on this day. You better hope he doesn’t see you coming.

He was riding his bike. I was riding my rage. He didn’t make it home.

He said hi. I said ‘you’re dead’. He didn’t say anything else.

He was in the store. I was in the mood. The store was in trouble.

This day is the only time you can bash Jake Ferrer’s face in without getting in trouble. Don’t be a wimp.

He was in the hallway. I was in the mood. The hallway got loud.

He tried to say hello. I said ‘goodbye’. He left the room.

He had a snack. I had a plan. The snack was gone.