October 29

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National kiss your crush day! It’s the only day you’re brave enough to smooch them in front of everyone.

I kissed my crush in front of the whole class. I died of embarrassment. #crushgoals

My crush kissed me. I screamed like a banshee. #bestdayever

I tried to kiss my crush, but they ran away. #facepalm

This is the day you’re stuck with the cutest little beans. They’re your best friend forever, or they’ll haunt you for life.

My crush is the cutest little bean. I would follow them to the ends of the Earth. #bff

That bean is my best friend. I will never let them go. #beanlife

That bean is annoying, but I still love them. #beanproblems

National slap your sibling day. It’s the only day you can get away with hitting them and no one will care.

I slapped my brother. He slapped me back. #siblingrivalry

My sister slapped me. I cried. #siblinggoals

I slapped my mom. She slapped me harder. #familyfeud

This day is when everyone speaks like they’re from London, even if they’re not. It’s annoying and everyone does it.

I spoke like a British person and my teacher gave me detention. #britishaccent

My friend talked like a Londoner. I got confused. #accentproblems

I tried to speak like a British person. I failed. #englishgoals

This is when you make up a dumb holiday and act like it’s super important. No one cares, but you’re still proud of yourself.

I made up National Bean Day. No one cares. #beanlife

I invented World Slap Day. It’s the best thing ever. #slapgoals

I created International Bean Slap Day. No one knows what it means. #beanproblems

This is the day you yeet your medium height friend. They’re the ones who are always in the middle of everything.

I yeeted my friend. He yeeted me back. #yeetwar

My medium height friend yeeted me. I fell over. #yeetproblems

I yeeted my friend and now they’re mad. #yeetvibes

This is the day the kindest person was born. If you’re friends with them, you better keep them. Otherwise, you’ll be the saddest person ever.

My friend is the kindest person. I would die if they left me. #bestfriend

That person is the kindest. They’re my best friend. #bff

That person is the kindest. I will never let them go. #kindestperson