October 28th 2005

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People born on this day are hot, smart, and have the personality of a confused raccoon. They also love Harry Styles so much it’s like he’s their spiritual leader.

My October 28th friend thinks Harry Styles is a god. I think he’s just a man with good hair.

They tried to date a member of One Direction. It didn’t end well.

They told me their favorite thing about October 28th is that it’s the day they were born. I asked why. They said, 'Because I’m cool.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

If you were born on this day, you’re basically a walking highlight reel of awesome and nonsense. You also have a weird crush on a boyband that’s been dead for years.

My October 28th friend still texts One Direction. They’re like, 'Hey, are you still alive?'

They told me they dream about Harry Styles. I told them to get a life.

They say they would die for One Direction. I say they would die for a better life.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

People born on this day are the best. They’re smart, funny, and weird. They also have a weird obsession with a boyband that’s been around for too long.

They asked me if I knew Harry Styles. I said no. They said I was a bad friend.

They told me they would move to England for One Direction. I told them to move to a better country.

They said they would marry Harry Styles if he asked. I said he probably wouldn’t.

by Slangipedia 7d ago