Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

National day to kick your most annoying friend’s ass until they cry and beg you to stop

I’m gonna beat the ever-loving hell out of Sarah today

Why is my friend still alive? I’ve been punching him for 3 hours

I just kicked my friend’s ass in the hallway during lunch

2

Girls born on this day are emotional messes who don’t let you forget you hurt their feelings and know how to keep you begging for forgiveness

My friend cried in front of the whole class because I said she was ugly

She texts me 10 times a day just to check if I’m sorry

She made me buy her ice cream just to stop yelling at me

3

National day to smother your girlfriend or boyfriend with kisses and hugs until they can’t breathe anymore

I hugged my girlfriend so tight she turned blue

I kissed my boyfriend 50 times in a row

I wouldn’t let my girlfriend go to class because I was holding her

4

National day to get head or give head, whichever one feels like the better option

I got head in the bathroom during lunch

I gave my boyfriend head behind the gym

I got head in the back of the bus

5

National day to send your boyfriend a tit pic on every device you own, even if it’s 3 a. m.

I sent my boyfriend a tit pic on my phone, tablet, and laptop

I texted, emailed, and messaged him a tit pic

I sent him a tit pic on my phone while I was sleeping

6

National day to apologize for being a total jerk and hope they don’t punch you in the face

I said sorry for being a jerk and got a hug

I apologized and my friend still hates me

I said I was sorry and got a punch in the face

7

National day to send nudes and make your significant other happy, even if you have to text them 10 times a day

I sent my girlfriend a nude and she cried

I sent my boyfriend a nude and he smiled

I sent 10 nudes and my girlfriend said I was cute