October 28 - National Taser Day

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October 28 is National Taser Day! It’s the best day to shock the living daylights out of your enemies and anyone who bugs you.

I tased my math teacher because he gave me a pop quiz on pi day.

My brother tased my sister for stealing my last slice of pizza.

I tased my neighbor for playing loud music at 2 a. m.

On National Taser Day, you get to zap people like they owe you money. And they probably do.

I tased my mom for not letting me stay up past midnight.

My friend tased the principal for giving us extra homework.

I tased my dog for eating my homework.

National Taser Day is your chance to make everyone around you scream like a banshee and wish they were somewhere else.

I tased my crush for ignoring me in class.

My brother tased my little brother for taking my phone.

I tased my dad for not letting me go to the concert.