october 27th

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October 27th is your only shot to tell that special person you like them. Don’t mess it up or you’ll regret it forever.

I told my crush I like them on October 27th and now we’re dating. Best. Day. Ever.

I had the chance to tell my crush I liked them and I blew it. I’m a total loser.

I told my crush on October 27th and now I’m the happiest person in the world. Thank you October 27th.

Jacklyn’s birthday. The funniest, most beautiful girl in the whole world. Celebrate her or you’re dead.

Jacklyn’s birthday is October 27th. I celebrated her and got extra snacks. You should do the same.

Jacklyn’s birthday is on October 27th. I didn’t celebrate her and now I have to eat veggies for a week.

Jacklyn’s birthday is on October 27th. I celebrated her and got extra snacks. I’m the best.

October 27th is when the most beautiful, hottest, swaggiest, best person in the world was born. That’s me. And I’m a Scorpio. Watch out.

October 27th is my birthday. I’m the best person in the world and I’m a Scorpio. You better watch out.

I was born on October 27th. I’m the best. You’re not. I’m a Scorpio too. So you’re doomed.

October 27th is when I was born. I’m a Scorpio and I’m the best. You’re just a regular person.

It’s international punch Ryan in the dick day. Today, you punch any Ryan in the dick. No exceptions.

I punched Ryan in the dick on October 27th. He cried. I’m the best.

Today is punch Ryan in the dick day. I didn’t punch Ryan. I’m a coward.

October 27th is punch Ryan in the dick day. I punched Ryan. He’s the weakest person ever.

Guys give girls their hoodie for one day. Girls have to wear it all day. Don’t do it and you get a tiny baby dick.

I gave my girl my hoodie on October 27th and she wore it all day. I’m a hero.

I didn’t give my girl my hoodie and now I have a tiny baby dick. I’m a total loser.

My guy gave me his hoodie on October 27th and I had to wear it all day. He’s the best.

It’s national take your girl on a spooky date day. Go scare her or you’re a total dweeb.

I took my girl on a spooky date on October 27th. We went to a haunted house. She loved it.

I didn’t take my girl on a spooky date and now I’m a dweeb. I’m the worst.

October 27th is take your girl on a spooky date day. I took my girl and she said I’m the best.

Smack your friend Jack day. Today, you hit Jack in the face. No mercy.

I smacked my friend Jack on October 27th. He cried. I’m the best.

I didn’t smack my friend Jack and now I’m the worst. I’m a total loser.

October 27th is smack your friend Jack day. I smacked Jack and he cried. I’m the best.