October 26th 2008

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People born on this day are total monsters but you love them anyway because they are so cool but if you mess with them you get your butt kicked really bad (true story)

My cousin was born on this day and he once kicked my ass in a wrestling match

My friend’s birthday is on this day and he can bench press me without even trying

My brother was born on this day and he once ate my homework and my lunch

by Slangipedia 7d ago

This day spits out the most terrifying people who are also the most awesome but you better not start no shit with them or you’ll regret it (I’ve seen it)

My neighbor was born on this day and he once ran away from the police

My teacher was born on this day and she can make you cry with one look

My uncle was born on this day and he once fought a goat

by Slangipedia 7d ago

If you were born on this day you are a walking nightmare but also a legend so don’t even think about fighting them or you’ll be crying in the corner (I’ve been there)

My friend’s brother was born on this day and he once stole my pizza and my phone

My mom’s brother was born on this day and he can run a mile in 3 minutes

My dog’s owner was born on this day and he once trained my dog to bark at the mailman

by Slangipedia 7d ago