Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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National Hug your bff/bf/gf/crush day. People go crazy hugging whoever they love the most. Some people even hug their exes just to make them cry.

I hugged my crush so hard I think I broke their ribs.

My best friend hugged me so tight I couldn’t breathe.

My sister hugged my dog and the dog passed out.

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This day is a legend. People do crazy stuff. Swag was born here. People achieve greatness and rumors are no more.

I won the spelling bee and became a legend.

My dog ate my homework and I became a legend.

My mom yelled at my dad and that was legend.

3

National kick anyone named Bella or Isabella day. People kick any Bella or Isabella they see. Some people kick them in the face.

I kicked my friend Bella and she fell down.

My cousin Isabella got kicked in the butt.

My teacher kicked Bella and she cried.

4

Slap your best friend in the face day. People slap their best friend. Some people slap them so hard their face turns red.

I slapped my friend so hard she cried.

My best friend slapped me and I got a black eye.

My brother slapped his friend and the friend ran away.

5

National Suck Your Homies Dick Day. People suck their homies’ dicks. Some people do it in public and get laughed at.

I sucked my homie’s dick and he was happy.

My homie sucked my dick and I got a stomachache.

My friend sucked my homie’s dick and it was legendary.

6

This day is the best day ever. People do the best things. Some people get the best pizza ever on this day.

I got the best pizza ever on October 25th.

My friend got the best ice cream ever on that day.

I got the best grade ever on October 25th.

7

Go fuck yourself day. People tell clowns to go fuck themselves. Some clowns even try to fight back.

I told the clown to go fuck himself and he ran away.

My friend told the clown to go fuck himself and he screamed.

I tried to fight the clown and I lost.