Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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National lowkey thicc day, but also pot head awareness day. Basically, it's when everyone's fat and high and nobody cares.

I woke up and I was a greasy pizza that just got hit by a truck.

My cousin said, 'I'm too high to eat, but I'm eating anyway.'

My dog ate my homework and my mom didn't even notice.

2

Trombone day. You got to drink, you got to dance in the street, and if you don’t like trombones, you’re a loser.

I drank so much I turned into a trombone.

My friend danced like a clown in the middle of the road.

Trumpet players showed up and tried to steal the spotlight.

3

Shut the fuck up day. If you're annoying, you get punished. If you're not, you get to watch everyone else get punished.

My sister screamed so loud she broke the window.

My brother said, 'I'm not annoying, I'm just dramatic.'

My dog barked at a squirrel and ruined the whole day.

4

Vsco girl slapping day. You hit them, you shove straws up their ass, and you laugh while they cry.

I hit my vsco girl and she cried like a baby.

My friend shoved two straws in her mouth and she looked like a fish.

I used a straw like a sword and stabbed her in the throat.

5

Football player slapping day. You slap them, you laugh, you probably get a little too excited.

I slapped my football player and he cried like a baby.

My friend slapped his football player so hard, he got a nosebleed.

I slapped mine and now he's my best friend.

6

Shortest best friend throwing day. You throw your shortest best friend, and you do it with style.

I threw my best friend and he flew like a airplane.

My friend threw mine and he landed in a trash can.

I threw mine so hard, he broke a window.

7

Either the best or worst day of your life. Either you get asked out by your crush or you get killed by your crush.

I got asked out and my crush looked like a rockstar.

My crush killed my dog and I was devastated.

I got asked out and I said yes, then my crush killed me.