october 23d

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the day you have to show off your stupid twitter friends or else you get roasted like a chicken at a barbeque

My bestie just sent me a DM: 'Where's your twitter circle? You're gonna embarrass me at the party!'

I posted my circle and my cousin replied: 'You're just a bunch of farts on the internet.'

My mom joined my circle and now she's spamming everyone with cat videos.

the worst day of the month when your friends make you prove you have cool people on twitter or else they laugh at you

My friend said, 'You're not cool unless you show me your circle.' I showed him. He laughed. Now I'm mad.

My teacher made us post our circles. I had 3 followers. My friend had 500. I got called a 'cyber loser.'

My brother said, 'If you don't show me your circle, I'll delete your account.' I showed it. He said, 'That's still trash.'

the day you have to prove you're not a nobody on twitter or else you get called a nobody

My friend said, 'If you don't show me your circle, you're a nobody.' I showed him. He said, 'Still a nobody.'

I posted my circle and got 2 likes. My friend got 100. I said, 'You're just a nobody with a lot of likes.'

My mom said, 'If you don't show me your circle, I won't feed you dinner.' I showed it. She said, 'Still a nobody.'