October 23

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The day you hand over your hoodie to a girl and hope she doesn’t take it and wear it forever like a trophy

My crush took my hoodie and now it smells like her hair and I can’t breathe

I gave my hoodie to my crush and now I wear a shirt that says 'I survived the hoodie apocalypse'

My crush wore my hoodie to school and I got called a loser by the entire cafeteria

The day you were born on and you’re either a god or a monster and if you’re born on this day and you’re my friend I will never let you go because you’re perfect and I don’t want to lose you ever

My friend was born on October 23 and she’s perfect and I will never leave her

I was born on October 23 and I’m a god and I will never let anyone doubt me

My friend is born on October 23 and I will protect her from all the other god-like people in the world

by Slangipedia 6d ago

The day you sit next to your crush in class and your heart beats so loud the teacher thinks you’re having a seizure

I sat next to my crush and my heart was louder than the lunch bell

My crush sat next to me and I tried to hide my face but my cheeks were red like tomatoes

I sat next to my crush and I didn’t say a word because my brain was on fire

by Slangipedia 6d ago

The day you spill your guts to your crush and if you’re brave you might get a smile or a slap or a confused face

I told my crush I like them and they said 'what' like I was insane

I confessed to my crush and they just stared at me like I had three heads

I told my crush I had a crush on them and now we’re best friends and they never let me live it down

by Slangipedia 6d ago

The day you go up to the shortest person you know and you hug them so hard you might break their spine

I hugged my shortest friend and I think he might have broken his back

I hugged my crush and now they can’t sit down

I hugged my little brother and I might have made him a human pretzel

by Slangipedia 6d ago

The day you throw your shortest friend like a sack of potatoes and no one cares because they’re short

I threw my shortest friend and they landed like a pancake

My friend is short and I threw them like they were a soccer ball

I threw my little sister and now she’s mad and she won’t stop laughing

by Slangipedia 6d ago

The day you give your crush a scrunchie or hoodie and you don’t take no for an answer or you’re dead

I gave my crush a scrunchie and they said no and I threatened to throw them out the window

I gave my crush a hoodie and they said thanks and now they wear it everywhere

I gave my crush a scrunchie and now they’re my best friend and I’m not dead

by Slangipedia 6d ago