Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Boy Hug Day. If you ain't man enough to hug a girl, you're just a chicken in a boy's body. Girls will probably throw a hissy fit if you don't do it.

My dude tried to hug me and ran away when I laughed at him

My crush hugged me and I felt like a million bucks

My friend didn't hug his crush and now he's stuck with a girl who won't stop texting him

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Boy Best Friend Day. Girls, be extra nice to your boy best friend or else he'll leave you for someone who actually listens to him complain.

My best friend whined about my stupid TikTok and I still gave him a sandwich

My crush's best friend made her cry and now he's my new best friend

I'm best friends with my crush and I won't let him leave me for someone else

3

International Hate Sara Day. This is the day you get to yell at Sara for being annoying and not giving you your snacks.

I yelled at Sara for eating my last chip

Sara laughed at me and I cried in the hallway

Sara won't stop talking and now I have to eat her snack

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National Nut Day. This is when you eat a bunch of nuts and pretend you're super cool because you're eating a nut.

I ate a whole bag of nuts and now I'm super cool

My crush gave me a nut and I felt like a million bucks

I ate a nut and now my friend is laughing at me

5

Confess Something Day. This is when you tell your crush something embarrassing and hope they don't laugh at you.

I told my crush I like pickles and now he laughs at me

My crush told me he likes cats and now I have to feed him a cat

I confessed my crush and now I'm stuck with him

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Girlfriend's Scrunchie Day. This is when your girlfriend gives you a scrunchie and you probably don't know what it is.

My girlfriend gave me a scrunchie and I didn't know what it was

I got a scrunchie and now I have to wear it

My crush gave me a scrunchie and now I look like a total dork

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National Hold Hands Day. This is when you hold hands with your girlfriend and hope no one sees you.

I held hands with my crush and now I'm super cool

My crush held my hand and now I feel like a million bucks

I held hands with my crush and now my friends laugh at me