october 21 2017

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The day you finally got your first kiss and your first slap in the face

I kissed my crush and then got punched by her mom.

My first kiss was a disaster. Her breath smelled like pizza and regret.

I got a kiss and a black eye. It was worth it.

The day you realized dating is like a lottery and you just won the jackpot

I dated my crush and it was like winning the lottery. I didn't even have to buy a ticket.

I got my crush to ask me out. I felt like a million bucks.

I started dating and it was like magic. I didn't know I was that lucky.

The day your crush finally noticed you and you got to punch them in the face

My crush asked me out, and I punched him for being so slow.

I got noticed by my crush and then I got a face punch for being too excited.

He noticed me and I hit him. It was a love-hate combo.