October 20th-26th

I told my boss I needed a raise or I’d leave. He gave me a raise and a head.

My girlfriend said she’d break up with me if I didn’t give her head. I gave her head and she broke up with me.

My teacher said if I didn’t stop talking I’d get a head. I talked and got a head.

I told my mom I’d stop eating her cookies if she didn’t give me head. She gave me head and I ate all her cookies.

My dad said if I didn’t give him head he’d take my video game. I gave him head and he took my video game.

I told my friend I’d stop hanging out if she didn’t give me head. She gave me head and I still hang out.

My neighbor said if I didn’t stop giving him head he’d report me to the cops. I gave him head and he reported me to the cops.

I told my crush if I didn’t get head I’d tell everyone about his crush. He gave me head and I told everyone about his crush.

My brother said if I didn’t give him head he’d throw my phone out the window. I gave him head and he threw my phone out the window.

I told my friend I’d spread her secrets if she didn’t give me head. She gave me head and I spread her secrets.

I told my teacher I’d fail the class if he didn’t give me head. He gave me head and I failed the class.

I told my mom I’d stop doing chores if she didn’t give me head. She gave me head and I still do chores.

I told my brother I’d swear at him until he gave me head. He gave me head and I still swear at him.

I told my friend I’d swear at her until she gave me head. She gave me head and I still swear at her.

I told my crush I’d swear at him until he gave me head. He gave me head and I still swear at him.

I told my dad if I didn’t get head he’d beat me up. He gave me head and he beat me up.

I told my teacher if I didn’t get head she’d beat me up. She gave me head and she beat me up.

I told my friend if I didn’t get head he’d beat me up. He gave me head and he beat me up.