October 2023

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It was a meh month, but Halloween was decent. I lost my faith in YouTube because SSSniperwolf didxxed Jacksfilms. That bint needs to be dragged out of her house and beaten with a brick.

I swear, if I see her again, I'm gonna throw a pie in her face.

She turned my favorite YouTuber into a crying mess.

I texted her: 'You're a piece of trash.' She replied: 'You're a piece of trash.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Femboys in cheap fake leather jackets and worse jeans walk around malls like they're the king of the castle. They stare at people like they're trying to curse them to death. They have a girl with them who calls herself a witch, but she's just a dumb kid who watches TikTok.

I saw one of them whispering curses to a kid in the mall. The kid walked away confused.

They followed me for ten minutes. I finally turned around and said, 'What? Are you gonna curse me?'

The witch girl tried to cast a spell on my brother. He laughed in her face.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Every alarm in the world screamed at the same time. It was like someone threw a million fire alarms into a blender and turned it on high.

I thought my phone was broken. It wasn't. It was just the universe being loud.

My dog howled like he was being tortured.

My neighbor threw a pillow at the wall.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Hamas attacked Israel like a bunch of angry kids with knives. They killed people, burned them alive, and took over 200 people as hostages. Israel is now angry and wants to kill them all.

I saw a video of someone getting beheaded. It was gross.

My dad said, 'They're like a bunch of lunatics with no brains.'

I texted my friend: 'Did you see that?' He replied: 'No, I'm still recovering from the last one.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

I gurgled water like I was a dog with a bone. It was weird and gross.

I was eating cereal and water came out of my mouth like a fish.

I looked in the mirror and said, 'What the hell was that?'

My mom said, 'You look like you just swallowed a pool.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Every boy wore red shirts and sweatpants and made fun of Taylor Swift. They were like a bunch of losers trying to be cool.

I saw one of them doing a dance. It was the worst dance I've ever seen.

My friend said, 'They're like a group of sad people.'

I told my brother, 'They're not cool. They're just trying to be.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Hamas kicked Israel's ass and started a war. Israel called their friends, like the USA and UK, to help them take over Palestine and turn it into Zionistland.

My brother said, 'They're like a bunch of kids fighting over a toy.'

I watched a video of Israel bombing Gaza and said, 'That's brutal.'

My mom said, 'They're all just being dumb.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago