Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the day you hand a girl from another school your hoodie and hope she doesn’t make you cry

dm: "your hoodie is so ugly it looks like it was made by a blind person"

text: "i gave her my hoodie and now i’m stuck with her in homeroom"

tweet: "she took my hoodie and now i’m gonna fail algebra"

2

the day you get to have sex until your penis begs for mercy

text: "i had sex 7 times and now my penis is crying"

dm: "i didn’t stop until my pants were on fire"

tweet: "october 20 is the only day my penis doesn’t hate me"

3

the day you kiss a girl and spill your deepest secret just to impress her

text: "i kissed her and told her my mom thinks i’m a dog"

dm: "i spilled my secret and now she thinks i’m a loser"

tweet: "i kissed a girl and now i’m famous in the hallway"

4

the only day you can have sex without getting caught by your mom

text: "i had sex and my mom didn’t know"

dm: "my brother saw me and now he won’t stop teasing me"

tweet: "october 20 is the only day i’m not dead"

5

the day you roast Cami or Camille until they cry or walk out of the room

text: "i roasted cami and she cried in math class"

dm: "i told camille she looks like a sad potato"

tweet: "camille walked out of the room and i got a medal"

6

the day you kick the ass of every DieHard Beatles fan

text: "i kicked a beatles fan and he fell down"

dm: "i told the beatles fan he’s not a real fan"

tweet: "diehard beatles fans are the worst"

7

the day a goat was born and the world got a little better

text: "a goat was born and i cried"

dm: "the goat is the best goat ever"

tweet: "goat born = my life is complete"