Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the day that comes right after the first day of October. It’s like October 1st’s annoying little brother.

Bro, why are you still here on October 2nd? You should’ve been out partying last night!

October 2nd is the day I realize I forgot to do my math homework.

My mom said if I didn’t stop talking on October 2nd, I’d get no dessert.

2

the day every single girl in the world gets a medal for being the best at being alone.

Single ladies day is my favorite day. No exes. No boyfriends. Just me and my snacks.

I celebrated single ladies day by crying in my cereal.

Single ladies day is the only day I don’t have to pretend I like my ex.

3

the hottest girl in the world was born on October 2nd. She’s so hot, she burns the sun.

My crush was born on October 2nd. She’s so hot, I think I melted.

October 2nd is the day I found out my crush was born on the same day as me.

The girl who was born on October 2nd is so hot, even my dog stares at her.

4

the day your girlfriend has to send one ass pic and one titty pic to the boyfriends liking. And she has to do it fast or else she gets a slap.

My girlfriend sent me an ass pic and a titty pic on October 2nd. I got a slap for being slow.

October 2nd was the day my girlfriend made me look like a fool.

She sent me the pics, but I didn’t like them. So she slapped me.

5

the day the smartest and sexiest people are born. They are the kind of people who steal your girl and then make you look like an idiot.

My crush was born on October 2nd. She stole my girl and then laughed at me.

October 2nd is the day the smartest people were born. They’re like gods.

My crush was born on October 2nd. She’s smart and hot. I’m just me.

6

the day you get to skip school and everyone is happy because you’re not there to bother them.

October 2nd is the best day ever. I skipped school and no one noticed.

I didn’t go to school on October 2nd. My teacher was mad.

I skipped school on October 2nd and ate my whole lunch in bed.

7

the day you give your friend your hoodie and they become your best friend forever. If they don’t, you slap them.

I gave my friend my hoodie on October 2nd. Now we are best friends.

My friend took my hoodie on October 2nd and didn’t give it back. So I slapped him.

I gave my hoodie to my friend on October 2nd. He became my best friend.