October 1st 2022

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When fall officially starts and the whole world gets a new dose of chaos and bad decisions
Yo, October 1st is when the madness begins. I got suspended for wearing my hat inside.
My mom said I can’t go to the concert because it’s October 1st. Whatever that means.
My dog ate my homework and my teacher said it’s October 1st. I don’t even know what that means.
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The day the universe decides to drop all the cool kids and their annoying friends on you
My crush asked me to hang out, but it was October 1st, so I had to say no.
My teacher gave me a pop quiz on October 1st. I didn’t even know what a pop quiz was.
My brother started a band and it was October 1st. I had to listen to them for an hour.
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The day when the sky turns cold and your brain turns to mush
My brain was working fine until October 1st. Now I can’t even remember my password.
I got in trouble for drawing on the wall on October 1st. It was a masterpiece.
My dog started barking at the mailman on October 1st. I don’t know why.
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The day your life gets officially worse and everyone else’s gets better
My life got worse on October 1st. My dog got a new toy and I got a detention.
My crush asked me out, but I had to say no because it was October 1st.
I got a bad grade on October 1st, and my dog got a treat. Life is unfair.
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The day the whole school starts acting like they know what they’re doing
My school started acting like they knew what they were doing on October 1st. I didn’t even know what that meant.
My teacher said we were going to have a project on October 1st. I didn’t even know what a project was.
My crush started talking to me on October 1st. I didn’t even know what that meant.
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