October 19, kick a national dumb ass day

I saw my cousin at the mall today. I kicked his dumb ass so hard he fell into the cereal aisle.

My neighbor's kid tried to steal my fries. I kicked his dumb ass in front of everyone.

My boss called me a failure. I kicked his dumb ass during lunch break.

My sister said I was messy. I showed her who's boss by kicking her dumb ass in the kitchen.

My friend ate my last donut. I kicked his dumb ass in the break room.

My mom called me lazy. I kicked her dumb ass right in front of my dad.

My brother laughed at my joke. I kicked his dumb ass so hard he doubled over.

My coworker took my coffee. I kicked his dumb ass in the elevator.

My teacher said I was late. I kicked her dumb ass during class.