Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the day you hand a girl your hoodie and hope she doesn’t rip your head off

My hoodie is yours now. Don’t make me regret this.

He gave me his hoodie. I’m gonna make him regret it.

I took his hoodie. He’s gonna die of embarrassment.

2

the day you look like a mess because you’re too busy being a lazy hoe

I didn’t sleep last night. I’m a zombie.

I stayed up watching TikTok. I look like a raccoon.

I’m too tired to care. I’m a sleep-deprived hoe.

3

the day you beat up a vsco girl with a hydroflask like it’s the final boss

I kicked her ass with a hydroflask. She cried.

That vsco girl tried to be cool. I hydroflasked her.

She thought she was fancy. I hydroflasked her in the face.

4

the day you act like you’re the most beautiful person on Earth and everyone else is trash

I’m the most beautiful person ever. You’re just a sad little bean.

You’re not as amazing as me. I’m the queen of the universe.

I’m so perfect. You’re just a bag of sad beans.

5

the day dan howell and phil lester met in real life and everyone got excited

Dan and Phil met in real life. I cried.

They met. I felt like a Phan.

Dan and Phil met. I was a happy Phan.

6

the day you do what you do best: eat pussy

National eat pussy day. I ate three of them.

I ate pussy today. I’m a god.

I had a whole meal of pussy. It was delicious.

7

the day you take a duck and give it the worst possible fuck

I fucked a duck. It was a disaster.

That duck was a mess. I fucked it up.

I gave that duck the worst fuck of its life.