October 18th: National Smash Your Crush Day

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The day you take your feelings and throw them like bricks at your crush’s face

I saw my crush at the store. I yelled, 'You’re the worst!' Then I threw a banana at them.

My crush asked me to prom. I said no and kicked their dog.

I texted my crush, 'You’re not cute. You’re just average.' Then I ate my feelings.

When you go full-on crazy and ruin your crush’s whole day just for fun

I spilled coffee on my crush’s shirt. Then I laughed and ran away.

I told my crush their best friend hated them. Then I left.

I sat in their seat during class. Then I ate their snack.

You get so mad at your crush you start a fight just to make them cry

I pushed my crush into the hallway. Then I said, 'You’re not even cool.'

I told my crush their mom called them a ‘disaster.’ Then I laughed.

I made a TikTok roasting my crush. Then I posted it.

You shout your crush’s name in the lunchroom just to embarrass them

I shouted, 'Hey, crush!' in front of everyone. Then I ran.

I told my crush their crush hated them. Then I laughed.

I asked my crush if they wanted to be friends. Then I said, 'No, you’re not good enough.'

You get so angry at your crush you start a food fight just to make them lose their cool

I threw a pizza at my crush. Then I said, 'You’re not worth it.'

I tossed a taco at my crush during math class. Then I laughed.

I took a bite of my crush’s sandwich. Then I said, 'This is the worst.'

You act like you don’t care about your crush just to make them feel bad

I told my crush, 'You’re just average.' Then I walked away.

I asked my crush if they wanted to hang out. Then I said, 'No, I’m busy.'

I texted my crush, 'You’re not cute.' Then I blocked them.