October 18th #jose

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October 18th is when you get to punch Jose in the face like it’s your birthday and you’re allowed to be a total jerk about it

I just kicked Jose out of my chair and told him to go cry in the hallway

I threw my juice box at Jose and it hit him in the head

I told Jose he looked like a sad pizza and he cried

On October 18th you can do anything you want to Jose because he’s the weakest link and you’re the king of the school

I told Jose he was a chump and he ran out of the room

I made Jose eat my lunch and it was gross

I said Jose was a baby and he started sobbing

October 18th is your free pass to be a total a**hole to Jose because he’s your enemy and you love it

I told Jose he was a total loser and he got mad

I made Jose wear my old sock and it smelled

I said Jose was a piece of trash and he threw a paper airplane at me