October 18th

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You get to be all lovey-dovey with your crush. You talk. You kiss. You hug. You hold hands like a couple of babies.

My crush just texted me, 'Hey, wanna hang out?' I said, 'Yes, and I wanna kiss you.'

I saw my crush and ran up to them. I gave them a hug and said, 'I love you.'

I held hands with my crush in the hallway and said, 'You are the best.'

It’s time to slap every hoe in sight. You don’t just slap one. You slap them all. You slap them hard.

I saw a hoe and said, 'Let me slap you.' I slapped her and said, 'That was for being ugly.'

I walked into a store and slapped three hoes. They all ran out screaming.

I slapped my friend’s crush and said, 'You look like a hoe today.'

Today you have to watch out for crackheads. They are everywhere. They might steal your lunch. They might steal your money.

I saw a crackhead stealing my lunch. I yelled, 'Hey, you thief!'

I gave my friend money and a crackhead stole it from him. He yelled, 'That was my money!'

I ran into a crackhead and he said, 'Give me your money or I’ll punch you.'

You get to ask your crush on a date. If you like them, you have to ask them. If you don’t, you get to watch others do it.

I asked my crush, 'Hey, wanna go on a date?' They said, 'Yes, I love you.'

I watched my friend ask their crush on a date and they said, 'Yes, I love you too.'

I asked my crush, 'Wanna go on a date?' They said, 'No, I don’t like you.'

Today you have to give someone a hoodie. It can be your crush. It can be your best friend. It can be your little brother.

I gave my crush a hoodie and said, 'I love you.'

I gave my friend a hoodie and said, 'You look cool.'

I gave my little brother a hoodie and said, 'You look like a baby.'

On this day, you get to shut up all the annoying Snapchat girls. You don’t have to listen to their dumb posts or their stupid messages.

I shut up my crush and said, 'Stop posting stupid messages.'

I shut up my friend and said, 'You are annoying.'

I shut up my little brother and said, 'Stop posting dumb stuff.'

Today you get to suck any dick you want. You can suck your crush’s. You can suck your best friend’s. You can suck your teacher’s.

I sucked my crush’s dick and said, 'That was cool.'

I sucked my friend’s dick and said, 'That was amazing.'

I sucked my teacher’s dick and said, 'You are the best.'